by Anonymous April 04, 2003
A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
by Anonymous March 09, 2003
a person who does or says stupid or things, a person of general dislike, a person you hate; variations include fuckjobberoo
Brent: I like to whack off to pictures of your brother, while I watch MTV.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
a guy named edgar de la garza who is full of pimples and used to have braces and now goes to alexander.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
The large protrusions that extend outward from Jeremy Lopez's chest. At the summit of the slopies like a giant nipple which weaps warm milk. Under the slopies lie centuries of built up grode that would be useful when fulfilling an order to genocide some people.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
by Anonymous April 27, 2003