Anonymous 's definitions

magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

uranis

planet

Uranis is green

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

crumpet

Snotty British exchange student(s).

Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

uzzard

Third-generation bastard.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

the camarilla

An organization dedicated to L.a.r.p. that is excellent in theory and less than stellar in actuality. Frequented by cheesmonkeys and incompetent St's.

"Dude, I'm going to a Camarilla game, want to come?"

"Uhm, no, I'm a real gamer. But thanks."

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

muhanad

stupid paki that thinks hes black and acts gangsta got beat up by a wite boi ...

by Anonymous September 8, 2003