camping fook

The lesser-known wooly-back can often be found in dark corners, or in places that make you think "how the hell did he get there?".

You normally spot them after you are dead.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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FFDB

by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Dubya

Republican president who believes himself to be the leader of the world. Best known for his poor grasp of the English language and unintentionally funny speeches. Is also strongly religious and believes that he was sent by God (tm), or at least the God of the Christian white male.

Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.
"Um.... ahh.... Humans and fish can coexist peacefully."
by anonymous February 01, 2005
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Fucker

1)One who fucks; The person in control of the fucking. 2)A stupid annoying assmonkey.
1)Fucker: I'm going to fuck you.
2)Fucker:Hahah! Look at me I'm so cool! Lick my balls!
Non-fucker: Hey you! Fucker! Go to hell!
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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Jesus

The Savior of the world. People have every right to reject or ignore him, but those who choose to believe will eventually feel the security, peace, and happiness that only He can bring.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
by anonymous June 29, 2006
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state job

Being employed to provide a public service at half the cost of a private contractor while being criticized by citizens who's grasp of the inner workings of state government entails the 45 minutes they wait in line to get their drivers license renewed.
Man, the worst thing about having this state job is being bashed by high school dropouts jealous of my 5 figure income.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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wonderbread

by Anonymous February 08, 2003
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