Anonymous 's definitions

jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

longwanger

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them

Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch

by anonymous May 25, 2004

second base

the bases

1. making out

2. seeing a girls chest

3. feeling a girls chest

4. homerun ....sex

5. grand slam....3way

me and my boyfriend went to second base last night

by anonymous October 13, 2006

modgit

short person, however not a midget

yo natalie you cracy modgit you

by anonymous July 10, 2003

Mazahir

Mazahir is the name of one of Prophet Muhammad's Sahabah (peace be upon them all). This name is defined as "appearances," by one source. On a side note, it is a name generally given to a person who is totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.

Person 1: Oh, you're so sweet and adorable and cool! You're name must be Mazahir.
Person 2: Thanks. It is. How did you know?
Person 1: Because if you're name is Mazahir that means that you're totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.
Person 2: Oh okay...if you say so.:)

by Anonymous December 4, 2004

MTFO

acronym for "move the fuck out"; describes a fully grown man with no mental nor physical disabilies (save maybe being a virgin and having a large nose--but otherwise fully able to support himself) who still lives with his parents without paying major contributions for his living status.

You're 25 and still live with your parents? You need to MTFO!

by anonymous January 14, 2004

pack a fatty

to fill a marijuana pipe with an above average quantity of green

Feeling generous, Amanda packed a fatty for her and Blake.

by anonymous May 13, 2005