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A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 8, 2004
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2. A pimp who loves pimping.
3. A person so cool, it can not be explained with words.
4. A person from the jungle.
Derived from past experiences with a colleague named Manuel.
2. A pimp who loves pimping.
3. A person so cool, it can not be explained with words.
4. A person from the jungle.
Derived from past experiences with a colleague named Manuel.
by Anonymous August 9, 2004
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the brand has been downgraded because of those fucking gay pikeys like those ones down da holloway endz, u know the ones who wear a fake burberry hat, nikolson polo shirt, adidas joggers, and some nike cortez creps which they have been wearing for the past 5 years, they are poor muthafuckers, they are loud, stupid, and have nothing better to do than to graffiti BNP all over subways.
burberry is shitty because too many of its clothes have been copied and look even shittier than the real thing.
the brand has been downgraded because of those fucking gay pikeys like those ones down da holloway endz, u know the ones who wear a fake burberry hat, nikolson polo shirt, adidas joggers, and some nike cortez creps which they have been wearing for the past 5 years, they are poor muthafuckers, they are loud, stupid, and have nothing better to do than to graffiti BNP all over subways.
burberry is shitty because too many of its clothes have been copied and look even shittier than the real thing.
i dont like the pattern, and if there is something which i dont like, then no-ine is allowed to like it kappeesh?
by anonymous August 10, 2004
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Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
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