Anonymous's definitions

asshole

a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink

That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.

by anonymous January 27, 2004

music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.

God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as CS:GO, League of Legends, Rainbow Six: Siege, Overwatch etc.

Commonly used in 4chan's /v/ and /vg/ boards.

I solo queued csgo yesterday but we lost because of a dumb shitter on our team who went 0-0-12.

by Anonymous May 30, 2019

Narnia

A mystical and magical place found by stoners late at night through odd means.

The latter half of Glen road in Conyers, Georgia after you pass Glendale drive after one too many joints.

by anonymous April 28, 2004

edgecrusher

A classic internet l33t d00d, the Edgecrusher is the coolest guy of the whole internet

oh look the edge is here, he's so cool!

by anonymous February 20, 2004

the last one

The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.

the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"

sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."

by anonymous February 27, 2005

Massassi

Race who once lived on Yavin IV according to the Star Wars universe. Little else is known about them. They built many temples which the Rebel Alliance used in the time of the Galactic Civil War. Think this is nerdy? Guess it is.

Alas, the Massassi are no more; an extinct race.

by anonymous January 2, 2004