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don't argue with me

A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.
Kid: "Why can't I do this?"
Parent: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"
by anonymous June 29, 2005
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jealousy

I'm jealous of myself.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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James Lucas

A.K.A Fathead

If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
Guy: "Man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday."

Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
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laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!
by Anonymous May 23, 2004
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woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.
I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!
by Anonymous October 14, 2004
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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holy cow

Now for the holy cow
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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