Anonymous's definitions

Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

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Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

biffed

To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool

"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

booty scratcher

a gay person

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Lunes Cabarach

A fucking idiot who spews lame from every oriface. See Fiero Firestorm

*LunesCabarach fires his Exo Buster, killing everyone instantly

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

mother fucker

My father

My father is a mother fucker, that's how I was born

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Fiero Firestorm

Fucking Clownshoes

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

one man band

masturbating

He's used to having a one man band at this hour of the night.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003