Anonymous's definitions

elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

break you off

for a girl to fuck a guy very hard,

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

spamotula

The act of lubing any person's anus with a spam.

"I have a food fetish, so before I ate her ass, I spamotulated it!" says John.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

get it on

To have sexual intercourse

I am getting it on right now on the phone

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

thraumatisation

A thermo-nuclear ass-whooping.

The USA left the poor people of Hiroshima thraumatised.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003