SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 06, 2004

ehhh

darryl's mating call

that man is moist 'ehhh!'

by anonymous April 07, 2003

chainus

Area between a womans vagina and anus.

Feminine version of gooch.

Female 1 : My chainus hurts.
Female 2 : Yup, Sex will do that to you.

by anonymous January 20, 2005

Millennium Dome

An expensive, ill advised, universally hated, embarrassment that you wish would just disapear.

It's all gone dome shaped.

Don't mention the dome.

by anonymous August 28, 2003

zultan

from dude wheres my car

(make an "L" with yr thumb n index finger and put them togeter while saying this)"ZULTAN!"

by anonymous June 12, 2004

chatham

a town in new jersey that wishes it was as wealthy (but falsely believes it is more so) or as good at lacrosse as its neighbor, Summit.

"You're from Chatham? You're a fucking freak!"

by Anonymous March 01, 2005

story so far

dude, go buy it NOW!

the cat peed on my sleeping bag it smells like piss

by Anonymous March 08, 2003