Great Expectorations

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").
"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"
by Anonymous January 30, 2005
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lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.
The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.
by anonymous March 03, 2005
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Lust

To be sexually attractive and to initate sexual intercourse with another person regardless of sex. Often confused with another emotion 'love', lust is the urge to fuck someone.
Sally had so much lust for that boy, she just took him home one night and fucked him till the cows came home.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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Muzza

A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatian. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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xil-maloc

xil-maloc '>'
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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