beer

What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Euphoria

A feeling of great happiness or well-being

I felt some kind of euphoric high after butt-fucking my girfriend for several hours.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

oopsiedoodle

to be used after having done something really stupid and trying to sound funny(?)

While doing an impression of your girlfriend she walks into the room so you panic and hit her with something so hard that she goes unconscious.

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

Rufio

the best band ever...
see Aaron Rosenblum

rufio....what more can i say?

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

Figure Of Eight

The action when a man flaps his unerrect penis in a figure of eight in an attempt to attract women and to try to raise his 'member'. Must be done without the use of hands. Try it... you might like it...

Barry and Bob had a figure of eight competition... The first to do 5 laps got to keep the porn mag.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

nine iron

A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good

She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron

by anonymous January 19, 2004

dtp

1. Rap record label owned by Ludacris
2. Acronym for Disturbing The Peace

(2) DTP in this mothafucka, and fo all yall tht dont like it, do one thang...get tha fug back!

by Anonymous March 15, 2005