Definitions by Anonymous 

Cock Captain 

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

Cock Captain by Anonymous March 9, 2003

double dunker

A man who, after inserting his penis into the anus of another, proceeds to put it in the same individuals mouth.

GOD, I can't stand 50 Cent. Why did he have to double dunk on the five year old girl?

double dunker by Anonymous March 9, 2003

face 

1. To run into something, collide without intention

He totally faced that wall!

Jeff Gordon faced a wall at Dayton today.

face by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Apedrape

a mullet hair style. see also: camaro cut, 10-90, and hockey hair.

Look at the redneck with the apedrape driving that nova.

Apedrape by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Cookies 

Multi-Shaped delicious crunchy edible that Keith loves.

Who told you you could eat my cookies.

Cookies by Anonymous March 9, 2003

trick 

when you are the butt of a joke.

yeah that beer i just gave you...i pissed in it. you've been tricked. *for kevin french*

trick by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Montgomerie 

A less homosexual name for monti

Montgomerie by Anonymous March 9, 2003