Definitions by Anonymous 

swat 

special weapons and tactics. bring out the SWAT team when it's time to really get down to fuckin' business

my toaster has jammed! call the SWAT team!

swat by Anonymous November 17, 2002

roommate 

fuck friend. also see mini mouse

i kicked my roommate to the curb

roommate by Anonymous November 17, 2002

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

you shit me by Anonymous November 17, 2002

you bet your ass 

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

you bet your ass by Anonymous November 17, 2002

salt water sprinkler 

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"

salt water sprinkler by Anonymous November 17, 2002

eclipse

a model of automobile under the Mitsubishi Motors Co. Believed by many to be the best automobile ever built in the world. Especially its 3rd generation version.

Dude, that guy's got a FUCKING cool eclipse man!

eclipse by Anonymous November 16, 2002

civic 

a model of automobile under the Honda Co. Also known as a piece of shit.

"Whats that in the jon?"
"Its a civic"

civic by Anonymous November 16, 2002