13 definition by Anonomous4002

When you start to rock so hard at a concert typically with drums, you start to have heart failure just like Nick Menza from Megadeth.

by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.

The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.

Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.

And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.

The greatest way to end up in the hospital.

In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.

Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour

If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.

There are four bases in a relationship

First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate

First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex

There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.

Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.

Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.

Fuck
You
Joe
Exotic

This is another acronym.