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shake the tree until they all cum out.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020
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Indian Grove Elementary School

by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.

The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.

Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.

And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?

Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.

Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020
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illegal

(n). Derogatory term used against Hispanic/Latino people since before Trump was elected for the US presidency.
Janitor: what are you doing with that kid?
Sensei: oh he is no kid. He's just an illegal I picked up off the streets.
by Anonomous4002 September 22, 2020
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Eli Moskowitz

Eli Moskowitz aka Hawk. A character played by Jacob Bertrand on the YouTube red/Netflix series Cobra Kai.

Moskowitz gets bullied for his cleft lip and meets a boy named Miguel who inspired him to learn karate and then he joins cobra kai. Moskowitz's Sensi bullies him about his cleft lip and tells him to do something about it. He flips the script and becomes who we know him now by the name "Hawk".

Hawk who was formerly Eli gets overconfident and becomes a bully and beats people up if they are against Cobra Kai.
person on announcing the names at tournament: next up is HAWK!.

Demetri: it's Eli. ELI MOSKOWITZ.
by Anonomous4002 September 24, 2020
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Vote Him Out!

This is referring to President Donald Trump as he was standing by the Capitol building during Ruth Bader Ginsburg's funeral.

As people saw Trump standing by the capitol with his stupid "patriotic" mask on, one person decided to chant Vote Him Out!

As they chanted Vote Him Out!, people heard their words. Then a whole crowd starts to loudly chant out "Vote Him Out!"

This caused Trump to get embarrassed so he looks at Melania and was like "we need to get the fuck out of here" in his head. So they left.
Protester 1: Vote him out! Vote him out!
*group of more activists chime in*
Protester 1 and the group of activists: VOTE HIM OUT! VOTE HIM OUT!! VOTE HIM OUT!!!
by Anonomous4002 September 25, 2020
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dis me yo

this is what a hacker says when they send dick pics to your school via the school district's email
hacker: dis me yo

hacker: dis me yo

** RANDOM DICK PIC HERE**
by Anonomous4002 November 15, 2020
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