AnonYMous's definitions
A computer manufacturer accidentally mispelled its name on all of its company letterhead. It was supposed to be Comcrap, but once it was printed "Compaq," it was too late to change it. They make computers that are vastly overpriced, underpowered, and generally unreliable.
by Anonymous February 9, 2003
Get the compaqmug. A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
Get the Cock Captainmug. a person who does or says stupid or things, a person of general dislike, a person you hate; variations include fuckjobberoo
Brent: I like to whack off to pictures of your brother, while I watch MTV.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
Get the fuckjobbiemug. by Anonymous February 3, 2003
Get the THE CHESTmug. a guy named edgar de la garza who is full of pimples and used to have braces and now goes to alexander.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Get the outbreak edgarmug. 
