AnonYMous's definitions

MARTITUDE

"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

See Also: Sarcasm

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Dirty Bronson

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.

That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

glinded

#ckr stupied little thing couse they dont like other stations taking away from there average of 4 listners

ckr<scradio

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Shat

The radio friendly way of saying "Shit"

That was so silly I just shat my ditee!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

portteus

a person with really bad teeth

I saw this hot girl today, but when she smiled at me I realized she is a portteus

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

golden time

when u have to urinate

After 3 beers, its golden time!

by Anonymous September 20, 2003