An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
A typical mom-like figure who tries to act all grown up when her kids are around but is one of the most immature people on the planet when they are not.
I get sick and tired of all the flatulence jokes and ass pinches from the new girl she is such a Debbie Altmann!
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
An explanation when mad
by Anonymous January 14, 2003
by Anonymous October 26, 2003