cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

walnut

A sexual position in which you place the womans legs together which appears to make a walnut.

I placed her legs together and cracked the walnut.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

monkey nuts

The testicles of a member of the ape family.

Wow look at that pair of monkey nuts.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

penny

Penny is a asain... Also see Ping Pong

Make me some rice Penny

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Drunk fuck

A wasted son of a bitch

You're such a drunk fuck

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

cow stomic

A word which was defined by someone who can't even come close to spelling "stomach" correctly.

Jesus, how did you misspell it that badly?!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

g-ma

1. slang. short for Lauren
also see g-mama or Lauren

by Anonymous April 17, 2003