When your brain spasms into lapses of stubborness and is unable to detect any form of sarcasm or joke.
by Anonymous March 19, 2005
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
by Anonymous January 27, 2003
a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
eee we had right good piss up last night, 15 pints with a curry, 15 pints in t'club and a kebab for afters, smashing
by Anonymous March 04, 2003