someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
by anon January 12, 2004
what guys say to a few ugly girls at 10 to 2 on a friday / saturday morning, in the hope of getting their friend a desperation lay
'Hi girls, you look desperate and havent had a bloke talk to you all night. You're perfect - meet out friend the slinkster...
by anon October 28, 2003
The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.
1) 'It was that tenth Stella that got to me, after that I was fucking knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'
by anon November 20, 2003
Religion, according to Karl Marx, in that it makes you feel good without actually fixing your problems and may even make matters worse.
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness." - Karl Marx, 1844
by Anon April 19, 2005
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