Annoying Little Dad's definitions

Nerdbang

Like a gangbang but with a bunch of annoying little nerds who get too excited. Everyone is way too horny and it's over almost before it began.

Are you going to the Nerdbang?

No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.

by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.

Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.

by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023

binchareeno

A very special breed of Binch that doesn't know what a labia is.

Dude are you serious, she didn't know what a labia is?
Well she's a Binchareeno so I'm not super shocked.

by Annoying Little Dad February 12, 2023

Boy Hannah

A boy not named Hannah but acts like Hannah and hangs out with her a lot

Omg boy Hannah was with girl Hannah last night and I think they did pushups until sunrise.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023