Definitions by Annoying Little Dad

pogo fap 

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

pogo fap by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

nut danger 

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

nut danger by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

fap gap by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

infectious nut 

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.

The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.

infectious nut by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

binchareeno 

A very special breed of Binch that doesn't know what a labia is.

Dude are you serious, she didn't know what a labia is?
Well she's a Binchareeno so I'm not super shocked.

binchareeno by Annoying Little Dad February 12, 2023

annoying little dad 

What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person

Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!

annoying little dad by Annoying Little Dad February 5, 2023

27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.

Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.

27 seconds by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023