Annoying Little Dad's definitions

infectious nut

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.

The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

Boy Hannah

A boy not named Hannah but acts like Hannah and hangs out with her a lot

Omg boy Hannah was with girl Hannah last night and I think they did pushups until sunrise.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

Metallikaren

Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.

Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.

Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren

by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023