Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.
by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023
I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
Dude are you serious, she didn't know what a labia is?
Well she's a Binchareeno so I'm not super shocked.
Well she's a Binchareeno so I'm not super shocked.
by Annoying Little Dad February 12, 2023
The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
by Annoying Little Dad February 02, 2023
Like a gangbang but with a bunch of annoying little nerds who get too excited. Everyone is way too horny and it's over almost before it began.
Are you going to the Nerdbang?
No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.
No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.
by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023
by Annoying Little Dad February 05, 2023