Definitions by Anita Nap

Just Mike 

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

Just Mike by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Rick Havoc 

He is always the one person who says “Good morning” first with a cup of coffee, a song, and a smile. He’s quite funny and has great taste in music.

Rick Havoc is awesome!

Rick Havoc by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Captain America 

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

Captain America by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Salty McTavish 

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

Salty McTavish by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Rufus

Rufus is a friend to all, a stranger to none.
He has impeccable, refined, yet eclectic taste in music.

Always expect the unexpected and you will always be exceptionally surprised.

That Rufus guy is one cool dude!

Rufus by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Beefhurt Cretin 

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

Beefhurt Cretin by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

FuckAoMe

Karaoke but looking in your partners eyes mouthing and whispering the words with your lips on each other on a slow burn song whilst you get a good dicking.

Hey…wanna FuckAoMe tonight?

I got the candles and a play list.

FuckAoMe by Anita Nap February 1, 2024