Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

FuckAoMe

Karaoke but looking in your partners eyes mouthing and whispering the words with your lips on each other on a slow burn song whilst you get a good dicking.

Hey…wanna FuckAoMe tonight?

I got the candles and a play list.

by Anita Nap February 1, 2024

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Talula

Talulah was diagnosed with a deadly disease 7 years ago and was supposed to die with the USA only it was a misdiagnosis. It happens. She is not here to mate, hate, or date. She is also awkward and cannot wait to live.

WTF is Talula doing TODAY?

by Anita Nap July 1, 2022

Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

FKT

Fart Knocking Tired

This week is a four day work week and I’m already FKT

by Anita Nap December 28, 2023