Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
by Angel_k June 01, 2011
Get the Playing Bill Oddiemug. Scouse Orig.
The act of intruding, joining in, becoming part of something which doesn't concern you & of which you have insufficient knowledge.
The act of intruding, joining in, becoming part of something which doesn't concern you & of which you have insufficient knowledge.
Jannette: I've always found it works best if you wash it first..
Fleur: Stop gegging in, no one asked you!
Fleur: Stop gegging in, no one asked you!
by Angel_k November 25, 2010
Get the Gegging inmug. Claire: Hey have you seen that new sculpture, Dream?
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!
by Angel_k May 23, 2010
Get the knobeliskmug. The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'
Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
by Angel_k June 26, 2022
Get the guinness penismug. Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.
Rarely successful.
Rarely successful.
Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
by Angel_k April 12, 2011
Get the Disingenuousmug. Socially acceptable term for female genitalia, similar to 'Twinkle'. Suitable for use in situations such as family gatherings, weddings and christenings.
Noel: You women can get everything you want, you have the fionuala of power!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!
by Angel_k June 15, 2010
Get the Fionualamug. Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.
Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
by Angel_k March 21, 2010
Get the I want your ass on the tablemug.