The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'
Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
by Angel_k June 26, 2022
The manner of walking while wearing Uggs (other brands of boots are available) resulting in unnatural shuffling motions and noises which may be disturbing to the people around you
Jannette: What's that really annoying noise?
Fleur: Sorry, it's me, I've got my Uggs on
Jannette: Well stop shuggling at least! And get dressed!
Fleur: Sorry, it's me, I've got my Uggs on
Jannette: Well stop shuggling at least! And get dressed!
by Angel_k January 16, 2011
Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
by Angel_k May 07, 2011
Socially acceptable reference to mensturation.
by Angel_k April 03, 2011
Claire: Hey have you seen that new sculpture, Dream?
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!
by Angel_k May 23, 2010
Socially acceptable term for female genitalia, similar to 'Twinkle'. Suitable for use in situations such as family gatherings, weddings and christenings.
Noel: You women can get everything you want, you have the fionuala of power!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!
by Angel_k June 13, 2010
Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.
Rarely successful.
Rarely successful.
Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
by Angel_k March 26, 2011