Definitions by Andy n Jo

Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share

I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie

Quaranti by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020

Bad optics 

Used in the business world to describe activities that could create bad publicity

Employing children in the cotton picking fields would be bad optics

Bad optics by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Good optics 

Used in the business world when activities might be good for publicity

I think if we donated 1/4 profits to homelessness it would be good optics

Good optics by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Been on the bruv 

inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible

That ain’t right mate, you been on the bruv

Been on the bruv by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Pitypoke 

When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another

I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke

Pitypoke by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Cockjokey 

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights

Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob

Cockjokey by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Toe Jam 

The act of cullingus whilst the women is menstrating also known as the dolmino grin

Ain't no body licking on toe jam

Toe Jam by Andy n Jo June 23, 2016