7 definitions by Andy Zavs
During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
When you fart so hard you cum your pants. The act of Jizzing and farting at the same time. Can also happen when one is about to cum and lets out an extreme burst of air from their asshole. Farts can also be followed by blood or sharting
"Oh girl Im gonna come all over you. Oh god, I just fizzed, theres bloody shit all over your floor. Do you have a towel?"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010
When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010