Definitions by Andy Zavs

Cry Shart 

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.

1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"

Cry Shart by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010

Fizz 

When you fart so hard you cum your pants. The act of Jizzing and farting at the same time. Can also happen when one is about to cum and lets out an extreme burst of air from their asshole. Farts can also be followed by blood or sharting

"Oh girl Im gonna come all over you. Oh god, I just fizzed, theres bloody shit all over your floor. Do you have a towel?"

Fizz by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010

blood shart 

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones

"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"

blood shart by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood pweef 

when gas is expelled from the penis, followed by drips of blood.

"dude, I need to go to the hospital, I just blood pweefed"

blood pweef by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood shweef 

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

blood shweef by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood quarf 

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

blood quarf by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Thrust a nut 

To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OUUUUUUUUUUU. oh god, Im gonna thrust a nut"

Thrust a nut by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010