good lord

An effective and/or morally worthy member of the feudal aristocracy.

Robin of Locksley was a good lord, but King John was a cunt.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

pudu

means the same as shit, except you can put it in a film and still get a "U" certificate (i.e. Star Wars Phantom Menace). In the ROTJ Jabba scene, it's translated as "fodder", but this doesn't explain why Sebulba sez it when he crashes his racing pod.

what a load of bantha pudu

you used to be a good smuggler, but now you're bantha pudu

everything Tony Blair says is complete pudu

by Andy April 17, 2004

North Jersey

The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.

"I'm from Jersey"
"What part?"
"North Jersey"

by Andy May 06, 2003

Variag

A Tolkien word. Variags are inhabitants of a country called Khand, in southern Middle Earth, between Mordor and Harad. They aren't Haradrim, and nothing really is said about them, which makes one wonder why Tolkien put them in at all. Maybe they were to have some crucial role in a book he never got around to writing? One website says the Variags were very loyal to Sauron whereas the Haradrim were just tricked. At least that makes a bit of sense. In fact I don't think we're even told they're humans. They might be orcs. Or elves. Or aaracokra. AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! someone tell me what a Variag is!!!!!!

The Variag ambassador was not very popular at the royal court of Gondor.

What the hell is a Variag?????

by Andy April 18, 2004

shairsh

shairsh is when you jack off and shairsh comes out. the proper word for shairsh is semen

yo i shairshed all over her face
seeyalata i have to go and shairsh
when you shairsh have a tissue

by andy April 08, 2005

Guy Fawkes

The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.

And they burn his effigy for it. When Palestinians burn effigies of Bush, the media call it "barbarism". It's not even as if Britain was a fucking democracy at the time!

Real lesson of Guy Fawkes: watch out for snitches.

by Andy April 21, 2004