Andy's definitions

Hippogriff

A type of monster which appears in some fantasy games such as Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer. It is a large creature with the body of a horse, the head of an eagle and the wings of a griffon.

The host of the High Elves hode forth, led by a mighty mage on a Hippogriff mount.

by Andy April 28, 2004

Who killed Farhad Usmanov?

This strangely unqualified question has appeared in sticker, placard and graffiti form all over the place, prompting many to wonder.

The correct answer is Islam Karimov, president of Uzbekistan. Farhad Usmanov is a human rights cause celebre in Uzbekistan because his is the most blatant and the most widely protested of many cases of murder of political opponents by the Uzbek regime.

The stickers etc. seem to be the handiwork of the Muslim fundamentalist group Hizb-ut Tahrir, an insidious organisation committed to human rights violations of other kinds (against Jews, gays, women, etc.), but who object to attacks on fellow Islamists and who therefore have a lot of gripes with the Uzbek government. This government is particularly keen on killing Islamists because they happen to be the main opposition force in the country. Farhad was the son of a cleric.

seen on lamp-posts, unattended walls, etc. for months

by Andy April 20, 2004

shite

A nicer pronunciation of the word shit without actually saying it.

Shite I forgot my lunch at home.

by Andy May 13, 2005

skife

word people stole from me

I skifed a gingerale from your mom

by andy July 27, 2003

Socks

Short for "Sucks Cocks", Socks is to recieve oral sex. If you recieve a pair of socks, you've been given a blowjob, and if you give a pair, you've licked out a girl.

-So what happened last nite man? I didn't see you anywhere!
-I was getting socks off of (girl)
-Man you rock!

by Andy June 16, 2004

spunk sock

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

by Andy January 2, 2004

volunteering

Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.

Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.

by Andy January 27, 2005