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The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.
by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006
Get the Shrive mug.One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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Get the borderline asshole mug.To beileve in a conspiracy that is so rediculous, the only explanation for it is that you are mentally retarded.
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Get the assquach mug.A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
Get the hepatitis Q mug.1. A phrase uttered when a person feels the urge to deficate, and is aware that the feces to be expelled is both solid and of considerable mass.
2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)
2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)
by Andrew Werlinger November 8, 2006
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