Shrive

The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.

Christy shrives so hard to be a model, but she weighs 450 pounds.

by Andrew Werlinger November 06, 2006

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

by Andrew Werlinger November 07, 2006

unknownium

A drawing or diagram of a complex subject that is so poor in quality, and so vague, that it resembles a chaotic mess of atomic particles. A more severe version of a clusterfuck.

The diagram Ryan made of the city was pure unknownium, he must have drawn it drunk.

by Andrew Werlinger November 10, 2006

tardspiracy

To beileve in a conspiracy that is so rediculous, the only explanation for it is that you are mentally retarded.

Hey man did you see that 9/11 video? Yeah what a tardspiracy!

by Andrew Werlinger November 07, 2006

feed it a corn husk

1. A phrase uttered when a person feels the urge to deficate, and is aware that the feces to be expelled is both solid and of considerable mass.

2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)

Man, that beer and burrito combo really got to me, I have to go feed it a corn husk!

by Andrew Werlinger November 08, 2006

borderline asshole

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

by Andrew Werlinger November 06, 2006

hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.

Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!

by Andrew Werlinger November 07, 2006