Definitions by Andrew Werlinger

unknownium

A drawing or diagram of a complex subject that is so poor in quality, and so vague, that it resembles a chaotic mess of atomic particles. A more severe version of a clusterfuck.

The diagram Ryan made of the city was pure unknownium, he must have drawn it drunk.

unknownium by Andrew Werlinger November 10, 2006

feed it a corn husk 

1. A phrase uttered when a person feels the urge to deficate, and is aware that the feces to be expelled is both solid and of considerable mass.

2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)

Man, that beer and burrito combo really got to me, I have to go feed it a corn husk!

feed it a corn husk by Andrew Werlinger November 8, 2006

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

tardspiracy 

To beileve in a conspiracy that is so rediculous, the only explanation for it is that you are mentally retarded.

Hey man did you see that 9/11 video? Yeah what a tardspiracy!

tardspiracy by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.

Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!

hepatitis Q by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Shrive 

The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.

Christy shrives so hard to be a model, but she weighs 450 pounds.

Shrive by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

borderline asshole 

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

borderline asshole by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006