Andrew Stump's definitions

jew turn

Just like a U turn but you say Jew instead.

Hey Petey make a jew turn here at this light.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

cum bong

similar to bukkake goggles. used in similar fashion as a beer bong

that dirty slut hit the cum bong

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.

Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

cutoluphogus

Also known as house.

Me and Fat Pete was jammin in the cutoluphogus drinking some beers.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

indian sunglasses

when you put your enormous balls on someones eyes.

I gave Aaron a sweet pair of indian sunglasses while he was passed out.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

rowdy rag

Rag used to clean the mess up after masturbation.

My rowdy rag is hidden between the mattress and box spring.

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006