Definitions by Andrew Smith

Mutton Molestor 

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

Mutton Molestor by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

eLoad 

Refers to the number of emails a person has on their system, thereby is a measure of the amount of work they have to do.

"Crikey I've got a huge eload at the moment"

eLoad by Andrew Smith April 25, 2005

oscar 

a name given to a person that is faking or overexaggerating their drunkeness.

1.Man, look at Steve. He has only had three beers. What an oscar.

2.Quit being an oscar, you just started drinking ten minutes ago.

3.THis guy was totally oscarring, he only had two beers.

4.Quit being an oscar, youre not drunk
I think you get the point.

oscar by Andrew Smith April 3, 2005

badabeedeebadaboodoop

the song that plays on the second level in the first world of mario brothers.

Yes, I made it past the first level finally on this super hard game called Mario Brothers. (badabeedeebadaboodoop)

badabeedeebadaboodoop by Andrew Smith February 27, 2005

shmleegy creegy 

used to confuse retarted kids who repeat themselves a lot.

retarted kid: Did I do good?
you: Yeah you did.
retarted kid: Did I do good?
you: Yeah man, you did awesome!
retarted kid: Did I do good?
you: shmleegy creegy.
(retarted kid walks away)

shmleegy creegy by Andrew Smith February 25, 2005

sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

sitting bayou by andrew smith September 14, 2004

CoreyVigerism

A fucking stupid piece of white trash that thinks hes black when hes really just a hick. He makes up stupid shit that makes no sense, and threatens 6 year olds like a real gangsta...

I ate 4 tylenol 3's last for my toothache.

CoreyVigerism by Andrew Smith April 27, 2004