Definitions by Andrew Briggs

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

coconuts by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

jingle jangle 

The way the males testes shake as a guy walks.

Watch them jingle jangle as he walks through the jungle!

jingle jangle by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

kazoo 

Another word for ass or butt.

She took it up the kazoo!

kazoo by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

kittens' noses

Female nipples.

Look at those kittens' noses.

kittens' noses by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

silent but deadly 

A subtle release of nasty botty gas.

I just did a SBD!

silent but deadly by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

squealer 

A high pitched fart.

Oh my god, did you hear that squealer??!

squealer by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

scottish bedwarmer 

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

scottish bedwarmer by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004