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life-vomit

to blog or microblog in a fashion completely uninteresting to those around you, or in your netwok, often in an overly-revealing, stream-of-consciousness fashion.
That d-bag life-vomits complete juvenile nonsense on Pownce.
by Andrew Badera January 2, 2009
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hipster

Primary indication of membership in Fauxhemian society: placeless pretentiousness. This is followed closely by wearing clothes that don't look good on you, or anyone, because it's "cool," right alongside being critical and then hypocritical about whatever you were criticizing in someone else, often in the name of "irony."

Secondary indications of self-election to doucheoisie status include a fondness for the non-non-mainstream Pabst Blue Ribbon, more commonly referred to as PBR, and feigning delight in subpar bands just because the mainstream has never heard of said bands. (Probably with good reason.)
Hipster douchebag tweets: "Wow, I can't believe that person tweets so much! Don't they have a life?"

Hipster douchebag gets a crappy haircut for the irony of it after criticizing a coworker or social acquaintance's bad haircut the day before.
by Andrew Badera May 28, 2010
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chick deco

Chick deco is an eclectic design style incorporating chatchkis, knickknacks, materials and colors that no straight man would ever consider allowing in his home were he allowed the choice.
Overheard at party:

Dude1: Bro, did you get the nickel tour?
Dude2: Yeah bro! Did you check out those bathrooms? Or the "sun room?"
Dude1: Totally bro! 100% chick deco. You think she got his balls in the prenup?
by Andrew Badera July 7, 2010
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wikidemic

Someone whose seemingly-omniscient, categorical knowledge of any and every subject is derived solely from superficial wanderings through Wikipedia.
Person A: "That guy in the front row knows everything! He makes Steve Jobs look like an infant. Why isn't HE giving the lecture?"

Person B: "Nah, that guy's bogus. Total wikidemic. He hasn't hit the books or had any real professional experience in his life. He's got a degree in Animal Husbandry or Basket Weaving or something."
by Andrew Badera March 31, 2008
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twam

1. Twitter accounts that serve no benefit other than linkspamming or self-promotion: "That girl's pretty twam-y."

2. Twitter follow requests from persons blithely following Robert Scoble's mass-adding formula for gaining "followers" on Twitter: "Scoble's mass-add formula encourages follow twam."
by Andrew Badera April 17, 2008
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followspam

Followspam is email or other notification generated by the action of following someone on a social network. Followspam happens when the account originating the follow action is used for spam, often a bambibot, SEObot or other bot utilizing an autofollow mechanism.
I'm so sick of all this followspam! The SEObots and bambibots are killing my inbox!
by Andrew Badera August 13, 2009
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Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)
by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010
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