recockulous

Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, or silly.

"You're so recockulous you would think that!"

"OMG of course you took that up the butt, you're recockulous!"

by Andrew April 28, 2006

spam cannon

Term used to describe the action of firing a weapon excessively in a First Person Shooter. Usually done while panicking.

The word spam is used to indicate the large quantity of bullets fired, just like the ammount of spam in your inbox.

"Boyd is such a spam cannon, he cheeses me so badly."

by Andrew December 11, 2004

tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person

catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider

by Andrew November 11, 2003

Cronstitorium

a place, usually a building which houses cronstitors. A crosnstitor is anything except people named steven. Not stephen but steven.

Steven! get the fuck up out my cronstitorium!

That cronstitor is awesome!!

by Andrew January 05, 2004

bruheim

one who is "brew" in nature

Matt: whatup brew
Andrew: notin bruheim

by Andrew December 23, 2003

cereal gang

a prostitute with a crack addiction.

the cereal gang turned up dead in a dumpster

by andrew May 23, 2003

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 02, 2004