a minor

A person that is under the age of 18.....that should ACT under the age of 18 and NOT say they are 25...and DRINK...unless they are looking to be RAPED !!!

Geez...did u hear about that kid on Myspace.com that was a minor, but said she was 25 and got raped by some huge ass old pedophile mutha fukka?
Yea---I hear she's pregnant now and has Aids. Real Horror Show

by Andi January 24, 2006

Niwot

Tiny town in Colorado where the buffalo don't roam. Everyone knows everyone and Rosebud's coffee is awesome! In between Boulder and Longmont.

Duuude what are we going to do today? Want to go to Niwot and hang out with some kids from Niwot High? HELL YEA

by Andi April 18, 2004

twizzlers

A tasty licorice whip treat that comes in Licorice, cherry, strawberry, grape, and my all time favorite, chocolate. Made by Hershey.

Twizzlers kick ass bro. Anyone that doesn't like Twizzlers, should have someone stick one where the sun don't shine, do some in and outs with it, THEN taste it, slappy! You'll be sayin' them Twizzlers is God!

by Andi June 10, 2006

walls

Interesting term, it means vaginal opening as far as I'm concerned.

"...Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)"

-Trillville, Some Cut

by Andi March 20, 2005

TexAss

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

jack skellington

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.

If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!

by Andi February 10, 2005

Le Trapeze

A sex club in the city where people go to have sex, be watched having sex, have orgys, swap, give blow jobs to anyone that sticks a cock in their mouths, and then enjoy a meal at the nice buffet while trying to win broadway show tickets.

Hey---where did you get the Cabaret tickets? They're front row! Cool where'd you get them?
Well...it's really Nacho Business but for the record, I got them at Le Trapese.

by Andi June 10, 2006