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Definitions by Anarcissie

homintern 

A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.
Oh, he must have been in the Homintern.
homintern by anarcissie January 14, 2011

walking in fours 

'Walking in fours' is a police technique for patrolling an extremely dangerous neighborhood on foot, and suggests a very aggressive assertion of authority. The phrase is sometimes extended to 'Walking in fours and kicking down doors', that is, breaking into people's houses to effect raids for drugs or guns, or to create a sense of terror.
'They walking in fours and kicking down doors,' said an inmate of East L.A. looking to get somewhere else in a hurry.
walking in fours by anarcissie January 9, 2011
hairy; unshaven, not depilated, bearded, woolly
His stash spread to his chin -- he's gone totally organic!
organic by anarcissie July 7, 2009

walking wide 

Same as ILS (inflated lat syndrome).
After the victory, the team captain and his buddies were walking wide until he tripped over a clod and fell on his face.
walking wide by anarcissie June 12, 2008

bird dog 

(noun) a guy who is primarily interested in romancing other people's girl friends. Immortalized in the 1950s by the Everley Brothers in a song of the same name.
"Hey, bird dog, lay offa my quail!
Hey, bird dog, go chase your own tail!"
bird dog by anarcissie May 30, 2008
(noun) In mid-20th-century hipster lingo, any situation or environment, but especially a socially coherent one, like a party, job, meeting, show, demonstration, riot, etc. Thus to "make the scene" meant to arrive and be at an event, etc.
"Fuck this scene -- I'm gonna split."
scene by anarcissie May 28, 2008

candy ass 

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.
"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."
candy ass by anarcissie May 28, 2008