Anal fairy 's definitions

Daddy

The man that makes you keep secrets about special cuddles

Daddy it taste bad don't make me put it in my mouth again !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway

Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

theresa may

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Sex

That's what's really happening when you play that special game with daddy

Daddy are you sure its not sex in my bum?

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Dp

What me and the lads do to your wife while your at work ,and we film it you fucking idiot ,did you think she could live with your tiny cock?

Sure baby next time we dp you we will let you use lube ,but this time it hot and hard

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Cunt

The other hole daddy is saving for when your older until then its your back door only

If I hold my cunt open can you see up it daddy ?

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018