Anal confetti's definitions

Happypuppies.net

A beautiful site that you should visit. Full of adorable puppies!

Hey bro check out Happypuppies.net!

by Anal confetti November 28, 2016

Analogy

When you try to say anal orgy but mess up

Guy 1: yo let's have an analogy
Guy 2: lol why u such a dumbass

by Anal confetti December 12, 2016

Friendzoned

When someone of the opposite sex does not find you appealing enough to be in a relationship, so they instead prefer to be "just friends". This is called the friendzone, probably because you're too good to be not friends, but not good enough to be in a relationship. You're in that "zone". Getting friendzoned is the act of getting rejected for a date by the person you felt love for, and for them to then suggest a general friendship. You shouldn't use the word seriously, it makes you sound needy. Use it as a joke.

Person 1: I've known Britney for awhile, im going to go ask her out.

Person 2: well then, prepare to get friendzoned!

by Anal confetti December 13, 2016

No u

Basically saying "no you" but in a short way. Used on the internet as small talk if you don't know what else to say.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: no u

by Anal confetti November 28, 2016