Definitions by Anal Czar

Cock Fighting 

When two males fight over available pussy.

Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.

Cock Fighting by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Cum Plug 

The wad of dried cum in a fag's ass after a good butt poundin'. A petrified cum plug can cause constipation.

Bruce was backed up for a week after he let Carl's cum plug petrify in his asshole.

Cum Plug by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

Shifting Gears by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Pole Shark 

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.

1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.

Pole Shark by Anal Czar September 17, 2010

Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.

1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.

Craptastrophy by Anal Czar September 14, 2010

Pooper Pounding 

To take a cock furiously in the butthole.

I couldn't believe what a whore Suzy was until I saw her take a pooper pounding by her German Shepherd and anal creampied the cum into a glass and drink it down for a pack of smokes.

Pooper Pounding by Anal Czar September 12, 2010

Butt Shanked

To get raped in the ass whilst in prison.

Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.

Butt Shanked by Anal Czar September 10, 2010