Anal Czar's definitions

Spoohoover

A person that engulfs semen at an alarming rate thereby resembling a Hoover vacuum cleaner.

The class slut proved what a spoohoover she was by sucking off the hockey team until she threw up man goo on the goalie.

by Anal Czar October 6, 2010

Butt Stuffing

1. (Noun) Another word for poop.

2. (Verb) To get one's poop packed do to a fierce ass pounding.

1. I manufactured a massive load of butt stuffing which clogged the toilet after Thanksgiving dinner.

2. Ralph couldn't shit for a week after the violent butt stuffing he got from the prison boys in the shower.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Nigger Stock

A nigger's bloodline specifically relating to their level of usefulness.

Whoh there Carl, don't go buying you that model cotton-picker. It's got a bum hoof and looks particularly lazy like it's gotta touch of niggeritis. Must come from bad nigger stock.

by Anal Czar November 3, 2010

Cum Plug

The wad of dried cum in a fag's ass after a good butt poundin'. A petrified cum plug can cause constipation.

Bruce was backed up for a week after he let Carl's cum plug petrify in his asshole.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.

Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 26, 2010