Anal Czar's definitions

Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.

Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 7, 2010

Nigger Stock

A nigger's bloodline specifically relating to their level of usefulness.

Whoh there Carl, don't go buying you that model cotton-picker. It's got a bum hoof and looks particularly lazy like it's gotta touch of niggeritis. Must come from bad nigger stock.

by Anal Czar November 3, 2010

Cum Plug

The wad of dried cum in a fag's ass after a good butt poundin'. A petrified cum plug can cause constipation.

Bruce was backed up for a week after he let Carl's cum plug petrify in his asshole.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Sambonified

To be "Nigger Approved"

Eminem has legitimized himself among black people as a sambonified rapper.

by Anal Czar October 8, 2010

Spoohoover

A person that engulfs semen at an alarming rate thereby resembling a Hoover vacuum cleaner.

The class slut proved what a spoohoover she was by sucking off the hockey team until she threw up man goo on the goalie.

by Anal Czar October 6, 2010

Butt Stuffing

1. (Noun) Another word for poop.

2. (Verb) To get one's poop packed do to a fierce ass pounding.

1. I manufactured a massive load of butt stuffing which clogged the toilet after Thanksgiving dinner.

2. Ralph couldn't shit for a week after the violent butt stuffing he got from the prison boys in the shower.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010