gofuck

Replacement of GO FIGURE, but said with more of an edge.

Tom's dating Lara. Go fuck, he's already screwed her sister.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

pre-cummers

when a guy cums too early

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 14, 2004

dasefex

owns all! is UNTOUCHABLE...your flag is never safe

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

taming the shrew

taming your knob to stand up

i tamed my shrew last night

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

cookoo-riffic

acting completely out of your mind

after i was slipped that multi-vitamin, i was being totally cookoo-riffic

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

pengus

a gay homosexual

by Anonymous September 05, 2003