When my manager called me into work while I was on vacation, I showed up and saluted saying "Gumby here reporting for duty, sir."
by Anonymous March 04, 2003

i stared in amazement as Suzie gave me a huckleberry bazooka and straight gave me my very own jizzy nuts
by Anonymous March 09, 2003

my significant other is a fagtron
by Anonymous October 27, 2003

by Anonymous September 04, 2003


The mule that carries The Monkey to the top of the Pyrenees or Dolomites when he goes on holiday. To make this more easy on El Buerro, the monkey often transforms into a titanium sandwich or somesuch.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
