lag

A slowdown in message delivery in real-time Internet chatting, due to excessive server traffic.

"I hate this fucking lag!"
"lag test... 123"
"Sorry, I was lagged"

by Anonymous November 05, 2002

NMM

Nude Mutual Massage

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 01, 2005

crim

daniel manville

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

meteora

An amazing, revolutionary album by the inspiring band Linkin Park

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

meteora

Meteora is a cd by the band Linkin Park. It has a different sound from Hybrid Theory, but the lyrics are more bland. They experimented with different styles of music on the album.

Linkin Park got their album name from amazing rock formations in Greece, on top of which are the most important monastaries in Greece.

Meteora is a great album by Linkin Park.

by Anonymous August 25, 2004

butt fuck

sex where a penis penetraits someone's anus

Sheryl almost died when tom asked her if she wanted to butt fuck

by Anonymous June 17, 2002