rice burner

A japanese import car that burns high octane powdered rice instead of gasoline
Damn it smells like shrimp fried rice around here...whos driving the honda?
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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the camarilla

An organization dedicated to L.a.r.p. that is excellent in theory and less than stellar in actuality. Frequented by cheesmonkeys and incompetent St's.
"Dude, I'm going to a Camarilla game, want to come?"

"Uhm, no, I'm a real gamer. But thanks."
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
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Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?
Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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no homo

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.
Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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JP

just your every day dumb lookin' mother fucker.

A person who does not know how to wear sunglasses properly.
"JP's" and "CALIENDOS" flock in Firebirds.
ATTN: See CALIENDO for information.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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ass pumpkin

a butt with the lines of a pumpkin on it
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system
My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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