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Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

Vestibulian

One who posts at The Vestibule.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

bam

a nutter

Haw you! Ya jakey wee bam!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

shit eater

trent coots

trent cootz eats his moms shit

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

cypher

Cypher, or just cyph. The cycle in which drugs(mainly weed) is being passed.

Yo! Cyph that blunt this way nigguh!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

muff diver

a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"

it's a great day for muff diving

by Anonymous October 28, 2003