Velox

A Control Freak.

Also known as Cockbite

If Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein were combined with a Chimpanzee, you would get a Velox

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

deviled nuts

the mixture of mayo, herbs, and human testicles that go inside the middle of a hard sack

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

K2

A mountain where stupid white people go and either die from falling off or freezing to death from negative Fahrenheit windstorms.

I lost my leg from frostbite after getting stranded for six days on K2, but that won't stop me from going back again.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Shams

sun

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

grassyass

Grassy-ass

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

roastbeef lips

nasty old gnarly looking vagina lips that flap in the wind belonging to a loose nasty woman

chrisha's got some nasty roast beef lips. you cant even feel it when you fuck her

by Anonymous April 16, 2003