Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 09, 2005

irrational hatred

an intense feeling of opposition against an object for which there is no rational explanation

Justin has an irrational hatred against Quizno's; John has an irrational hatred against chain restaurants.

by anonymous February 24, 2005

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

by Anonymous March 14, 2005

period poop

1.period juice
2. The chunks or clots present in the mess of the period juice.

"What's for breakfast, mom?"
"Period poop."

by anonymous December 02, 2004

Infornography

noun Information that is deemed subversive by others because of the thinking it provokes. Even if the information itself suggests nothing subversive.

Raymond was reading "The Prince" in class and the teacher scolded him for reading it . She said, "that infornography trash is not fit for human eyes."

by Anonymous August 03, 2004

low ball

to keep askin for a lower price when buying something from a hustler

hustler: fer 50
buyer: naw how bout 30
hustler: quit tryin to low ball me, fool

by anonymous January 20, 2005

rock on

A hand signal rock n' roll fans use at concerts to say "rock on" to the band

_+88______________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
__+880_________________________++_
__+888________________________+88_
__++880______________________+88__
__++888_____+++88__________+++8___
__++8888__+++8880++88____+++88____
__+++8888+++8880++8888__++888_____
___++888++8888+++888888++888______
___++88++8888++8888888++888_______
___++++++888888888888888888_______
____++++++88888888888888888_______
____++++++++000888888888888_______
_____+++++++000088888888888_______
______+++++++00088888888888_______
_______+++++++088888888888________
_______+++++++088888888888________
________+++++++8888888888_________
________+++++++0088888888_________
________++++++0088888888__________

looks like that

by anonymous January 11, 2005