ringmaster

the 2nd jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

cumgobbler

one who likes to gobble cum.

Lick it up cumgobbler.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.

Wanna engage in some poo-play?

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Maradona

don diego

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003