AnOnYmOuS's definitions

AOL

Ass Off Limits. When a girl is taken.

"You shouldn't hit on that girl. She's AOL. Her man will kick your ass."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

majorly

(adverb) very, very, very

That movie was majorly stupid.

by Anonymous January 14, 2003

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

minus

commonly referred to as Minus Measter
a friend to vegetables everywhere

minus likes to play with celery

by anonymous February 14, 2003

SafeSearch

The only thing between you and using Google to find all kinds of porn.

Turn of SafeSearch and ypu can find all the porn you want on Google.

by anonymous March 9, 2005

douche bag

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates

by anonymous April 3, 2005

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004