One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system
My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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bum gravy

wet warm runny shit. sometimes returns even after you wipe (Dieareha)
man those tacos gave me some really bad bum gravy!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Porsche

A very expensive German engineered sports car. Porsche's engines don't need to be broken in like those flimsy cars that come off the assembly line today. You can drive one of these babies out of the dealership doing 185 mph without worry! Porsche is well known for the "911" and "Boxster" models of their line.
Porsche will outlast any Camaro, Corvette, Firebird, Mustang, or Viper out there!
by Anonymous August 02, 2003
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wassim

That kid is so Wassim.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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the camarilla

An organization dedicated to L.a.r.p. that is excellent in theory and less than stellar in actuality. Frequented by cheesmonkeys and incompetent St's.
"Dude, I'm going to a Camarilla game, want to come?"

"Uhm, no, I'm a real gamer. But thanks."
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
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pee wees

Pee Wees need to be checked by the O.G's
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?
Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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