turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head

john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!

by Anonymous December 25, 2009

Westin Alcover

Thinks he's cool, but in reality he's a geek with no life, brains, or fucking dick. He wishes he could have balls, but it will never come true. Has no life, is gay, and is so desperate, he screws his brother.

NONE Available

by Anonymous February 12, 2004

pipa

a gun in a south american language
and teh pwnz

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Darn

to mend socks

whilst darning my socks i darn well pricked my finger

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

boop

To poke and animal or something cute in the nose.

Mary booped her dog.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Vikes

An abbreviation for Vicodin; (a strong drug used for pain, it is in the codeine family)

Yo, he's spaced out...is he fucked up?

Yeah, man...he took some vikes.

by Anonymous August 03, 2003

Pamela Anderson

Tommy Lee's sperm bank

oh god, tommy. you just busted in me. heres 20$

by Anonymous August 25, 2003